国外也有段子手:德军又来空袭伦敦了

大家好,最近欧冠淘汰赛看点多多,比赛本身紧张激烈看点十足,不过有些球迷兄弟的关注角度相当清奇。小编这就为大家带来了一版欧冠特别篇,介绍了在最近三场欧冠重头戏中,国外球迷们的奇葩言论。

切尔西 0-3 拜仁慕尼黑,格纳布里双响

Burisermate(阿森纳球迷):我们什么时候才能激活4000万+1欧元回购条款?(When can we activate the £40m+£1 buyback clause?)

Maximus-Festivus(阿森纳球迷):拜仁:4000万+1亿欧怎么样?(Bayern: How about 40+100m?)

Anticitizen-Zero(阿森纳球迷):噢该死,我还以为他是被租借到拜仁去的。(Damn I thought he was on like season 4 of his loan.)

raymondliang(切尔西球迷):赶紧宣布拜仁7-2获胜算了。(Just announce 7-2 and get this over with.)

takeaway_maithai(曼联球迷):就你们这进攻还能有2?(You think your attack will score a goal ?)

The_Flying_Demon(吃瓜球迷):还是太乐观了点儿。(Thats optimistic.)

VAR显示马科斯-阿隆索肘击莱万

falcon_hoof(切尔西球迷):等等,你们会鼓捣这VAR的显示屏?(Wait you can use the screens for VAR?)

rWtpt(拜仁球迷):可能吹吹屏幕上的灰就能看见了,就像一些古老的卷轴那样。(Probably had to blow dust off the screen, like some ancient scroll.)

trombowner(吃瓜球迷):简直是蠢到家了。(What an idiotic move.)

BVB_Oeli(多特蒙德球迷):我认为此举非常机灵,这样他就不用踢第二回合了。(No, you see this is actually a smart move. This way he doesn't have to play the second leg.)

DaREY297(皇马球迷):拜仁踢得就像是在主场一样,他们证明了自己才是伦敦最好的球队。(Bayern playing like they were playing at home just confirms that they are the best club in London.)

yyzable(利物浦球迷):先是阿森纳、热刺,现在是切尔西,不知道他们对阵西汉姆联时会热闹成什么样。(Arsenal, Spurs and now Chelsea. Wonder what kind of mauling they would give West Ham.)

Soulesseeker(热刺球迷):该死,你车的0-3根本就不够吹的。(Dammit, 0-3 is not big enough to be memed about.)

randomcommenterhehe(利物浦球迷):等第二回合结束,保证你想怎么吹怎么吹。(Just wait for the second leg, then you can meme all you want...)

GIF:此时热刺球迷想对切尔西球迷说……

皇马 1-2 曼城,热苏斯力压拉莫斯头球建功,德布劳内点射

yellknowmahname(吃瓜球迷):这个世界上,只有死亡、交税和拉莫斯的红牌是永恒的。(Death, taxes and Ramos getting a red card.)

uxley_b554(曼城球迷):德布劳内的前插太牛X了,就像是一个白里透粉的亚亚-图雷。(Loved the way he was maurading forward the entire match, like a white/pink Yaya Toure.)

JediNinja(曼城球迷):他的脸越踢越红。(The longer the match goes, the more red in the face he gets.)

ItaUch04(吃瓜球迷):嗯有人说他的体力槽是可见的。(Like someone said, he has his own visible stamina bar.)

RedE1729(曼城球迷):是瓜迪奥拉说的,他说很容易看出来什么时候该换下德布劳内。(Guardiola said that. He said it's easy to know when to take him off the pitch.)

CatfishLumi(吃瓜球迷):卡瓦哈尔的犯规太蠢了。(What a stupid challenge from Carvajal.)

mejfju(吃瓜球迷):更蠢的是他居然还向主裁判申诉。(Even more stupid that he's arguing about it.)

stjornuryk(吃瓜球迷):最好笑的是他犯规后居然指向斯特林示意后者把球碰出了底线。(My favorite part was when he pointed at Sterling indicating that the ball went off him and out of bounds lol.)

NicoTheNicoh(阿贾克斯球迷):德布劳内这哥们看起来牟足了劲要抢回前女友。(My man heating up to steal his girlfriend back.)

Khonnan(曼联球迷):愿闻其详。(I need some more information here.)

KelechiEatingNachos(里昂球迷):库尔图瓦和德布劳内前女友偷腥,问题是他前女友一点都不火辣。(Courtwat stole his gf and she wasn't even hot.)

Milanoate(吃瓜球迷):德布劳内的粉红脸蛋儿太容易被晒伤了,所以他不希望女友太火辣。(KDB is so pink and easy to get sunburns so he didn't want a very hot gf.)

115102(拜仁球迷):你见过德布劳内现在的媳妇儿么?库尔图瓦完全是出于兄弟义气。(Have you seen his wife? Courtois did KDB a solid.)

upvote-me-ya-bish(巴萨球迷):我要是德布劳内,点球进了我也不在库尔图瓦面前庆祝。(If i was kdb i would've celebrated in front of his face.)

godfrey1(AC米兰球迷):为了欧洲杯,你这提高球队凝聚力的法子也是绝了。(that would be a nice team building exercise for Euros.)

Umbricon(曼城球迷):我们居然踢进了一个点球,没搞错吧。(we actually scored a pen wtf.)

kokin33(吃瓜球迷):终于轮到德布劳内踢了。(finally De Bruyne takes one.)

Whisperr(皇马球迷):我还盼着埃德森踢呢。(Was hoping it would be Ederson.)

Umbricon(曼城球迷):说实话我也是。(To be honest, so was I.)

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):VAR也很给力。热苏斯进球时没推拉莫斯。(VAR also so fucking good. Jesus didn't push Ramos.)

NotClayMerritt(切尔西球迷):他都摔倒了,肯定是被推的!拉莫斯这么伟大的球员绝对不会跳水骗犯规的!(He fell over so he clearly got pushed! Ramos would NEVER do something like dive!)

aranamor(吃瓜球迷):必须的必!他是我见过的最实诚的球员。(I know right! he's the most honest footballer I've ever seen.)

majortung(吃瓜球迷):先前的25张红牌简直是草菅人命。(He deserved none of the 25 red cards he got so far.)

那不勒斯 1-1 巴塞罗那

Dr_Big_Stick(阿森纳球迷):我感觉梅尔滕斯的庆祝动作马上会被《FIFA》采纳。(That celebration is gonna haunt me in FIFA.)

alaslipknot(尤文图斯球迷):这个庆祝动作90%的精髓在表情,所以《FIFA》一定会搞砸。(his facial expression makes 90% of it and am 100% that Fifa/Pes will fuck it up.)

rumzii(吃瓜球迷):《FIFA》即将收到一大波投诉邮件。(You know that is going to get spammed.)

KyloRen_(不莱梅球迷):巴萨客场也能进球?扯呢吧?(Barcelona scoring an away goal? What?)

gnorrn(吃瓜球迷):自2015年至今,为巴萨在欧冠淘汰赛客场进过球的只有两名球员:梅西和乌龙。(First away knockout goal for Barca not scored by Messi or OG since 2015.)

kaichick21(巴萨球迷):如果主席受伤,我们第二回合只剩下12名球员了。(We have 12 players for the return leg if Pique is injured.)

atthebatman(吃瓜球迷):而且这里面有两名门将。(And two of them are goalkeepers.)

wwipe(巴萨球迷):是时候给莱加内斯打电话了。(Time to call Leganes.)

HowImetYourTaco(吃瓜球迷):有人注意到皮克倒地时主裁判有什么了不得的地方么?(Anyone see the ref's huge dick as he stood over Pique while he was hurt.)

Kotleba(吃瓜球迷):没图你说个**。(You did not just type such a comment without providing a picture for us.)

Kotleba(吃瓜球迷):沃靠。(Oh shit.)

JVSkol(巴萨球迷):他甚至可以用这来测量罚任意球时到人墙的距离。(He could use that shit to measure the barrier's distance for freekicks.)

bolibombis(吃瓜球迷):乌姆蒂蒂都注意到了。(Umtiti can't stop looking it...)

今天的《国外也有段子手》就陪伴大家到这里了,我们下周再见!

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